Episode 19
The scene--the cold, yellow stretch of hallway, curving up in both directions, thats currently home to the unauthorized market. Master Mospheiran and Atevi 1 sit on a makeshift bench. Atevi 1 is holding a pair of knitting needles, from which hangs one part of a cabled sweater. Other humans and atevi walk by, examining merchandise further down the hallway, or stand around a makeshift bar, talking and drinking. A few yards down the hall, a human man strums a guitar and sings soulfully.
Master Mospheiran: "Yes, it is kind of confusing. But if you increase that way, you get a hole in the work, like you did. Its a good way to make a hole if you want one, though."
Atevi 1: "Ah, one sees, nadi. Thank you."
Master Mospheiran: "Any time, nadi."
Atevi 1: "There is another question. I look at old books from the archive."
Master Mospheiran: "Knitting patterns? Can you read them, nadi?"
Atevi 1: "They are difficult. SK, what does it mean?"
Master Mospheiran: "I guess Id have to see the pattern to be sure, nadi, but I imagine its slip knitwise. Sometimes the abbreviations are odd, and some things are standard while others arent. And they change over the years. Some really old patterns are very hard to understand."
Atevi 1: "Also I see DC and SC. What are these?"
Master Mospheiran: "I dont think those are knitting abbreviations, nadi. Those must be crochet."
Atevi 1: "Come, nadi, you are cold. Sit closer, I keep you warm. You show me crochet, nadi?"
Master Mospheiran; (scooting closer to Atevi 1) "Yes, nadi, I can show you crochet. You need a hook--I have one. Some of the work we sell is crocheted. Here."
Master Mospheiran reaches into the bag at his feet and pulls out a crochet hook and some yarn.
Master Mospheiran: "See, you start like this."
Atevi 1 watches as Master Mospheiran makes a starting chain.
Master Mospheiran: "Thats called chain stitch. Then you do this. See--you put the hook in, wrap it around, and pull it out. Like that. Very simple. Put it in, pull it out. Put it in, pull it out. Put it in, pull it out."
Atevi 1: "I try."
Master Mospheiran hands the crochet swatch to Atevi 1.
Atevi 1: "Put in, pull out. Put in, pull out. Put in, pull out. Very felicitous, nadi. Crochet is nice."
Master Mospheiran: "Yes. In a lot of ways its simpler than knitting, but the results can be really nice. If theres a pattern you want to try, maybe you could bring it and I could help you read it."
Atevi 1: "Yes. We do more put in, pull out."
Master Mospheiran: "Yes, nadi."
Master Mospheiran and Atevi 1 practice a few crochet stitches. The soulful singer sings.
Singer: "My heart doesnt rhyme,
The best rhyming dictionary in the world
Cant help me
Because I dont have you
Youre like a delicate flower,
With a really really sharp thorn,
You stuck my thumb and now Im bleeding,
Bleeding all over the place.
How was I supposed to know
That love would hurt
Oh, I need, I really need
An adhesive bandage for my heart.
I just want to die
But hardly anything rhymes with death
Except Beth and breath
But thats about it
My heart doesnt rhyme
My heart doesnt rhyme...."
Master Mospheiran: "Oh, that song is really annoying."
Atevi 1: "What is annoying?"
Master Mospheiran: "It doesnt please me. I dont like it."
Atevi 1: "I hear nadi Paula say this song is romantic."
Master Mospheiran: "Do you know what romantic is?"
Atevi 1: "No, nadi, but I think from the way nadi Paula says it, it is a good thing."
Master Mospheiran: "Well, it pretty much is, I guess. But I dont think its a romantic song. I think its stupid. But its really popular on Mospheira right now, and its caught on here, unfortunately." (turns to address the singer) "Hey, you. How much do you charge to stop playing that song?"
Singer: "Very funny. Do you have a request?"
Master Mospheiran: "Anything but My Heart Doesnt Rhyme."
Singer: "Anything?"
Master Mospheiran: "Anything."
Singer: (strums introduction on his guitar) "Feelings,
nothing more than feelings,
trying to forget my feelings of love.
Teardrops rolling down on my face,
trying to forget my feelings of love.
Feelings, wo-wo-wo feelings..."
Master Mospheiran: "What the hell is that?"
Singer: "You said anything."
Master Mospheiran: "Yeah, I know I did. But what the hell is it?"
Singer: "I found it in the archive. Isnt it great?"
Atevi 1: "One should be cautious expressing wishes, nadi."
Master Mospheiran: (sighs) "I guess so."
Atevi 1 puts her arm around Master Mospheirans shoulders.
Atevi 1: "Come, nadi, you are cold and tired. I buy a drink."
Master Mospheiran: "Yeah. Yeah, I could use a drink."
With her free hand, Atevi 1 beckons over another ateva standing near the bar. She converses with him in Ragi for a moment, and he returns to the bar. Moments later he returns with two large steaming cups, and hands one to Atevi 1 and one to Master Mospheiran.
Atevi 1: "No alkaloids, nadi."
Master Mospheiran takes a taste.
Master Mospheiran: "Its good."
Atevi 1: "Drink, nadi, it will cool."
Master Mospheiran takes a big swallow of the hot drink.
Master Mospheiran: "Its kind of got a kick to it, doesnt it? I like it."
Algie approaches down the hall, wearing a coat over his work coveralls and boots. He spots Master Mospheiran and approaches.
Algie: "Hey, whats up? Ive been meaning to talk to you. That advice you gave me--well, thanks, you know? And that thing you said. About a door not being a door. I mean, a jar. I get it! Ajar! When its open!"
Master Mospheiran: "Algie, my friend, I think youve found the spud."
Algie: "And you know, Ive been thinking about it, and thats just so deep, because when its open, you know, its not blocking your way. Right?"
Master Mospheiran takes another drink from his cup as he considers this.
Master Mospheiran: "I should say not.".
Algie: "Hey, that smells good. I should order one myself. Its got a good kick to it. Just what I need. Youve got to watch them, though. I had two of them the night I lost my clothes. In fact, it seems like every time I have one, I end up--"
Atevi 1: "Nadi Algie. One thought you spent all your time in Hydroponics."
Algie: "Ive never even seen Hydroponics. Whats the deal with Hydroponics?"
Master Mospheiran: "Nadi...I mean, Algie, I think you would find a lot of opportunities to grow in Hydroponics."
Algie: "Do you really think so?"
Master Mospheiran: "I do."
Algie considers this for a moment. Master Mospheiran takes another drink.
Algie: "You must be right. Because even when I dont understand you, you turn out to be right. Youre like, so deep. Its amazing."
Master Mospheiran: "Thank you, nadi."
Algie heads for the bar.
Master Mospheiran: "Hey, if he hasnt got any money, how is he buying drinks?"
Atevi 1: "Someone else buys drinks for nadi Algie."
Master Mospheiran: "Someone you know? Hey, you werent in that poker game, were you?"
Atevi 1: "No, nadi. One doesnt favor, how do you say, card sharp."
Master Mospheiran: "Thats how you say it."
Atevi 1: "One more drink, nadi."
Master Mospheiran: "Okay. I mean, yes. Its good."
Atevi 1: "I will order one. Finish what you have, nadi. It will be cold, and more is coming."
Atevi 1 beckons the server over with her free hand. The atevi server goes back to the makeshift bar, and returns with two more steaming cups. Atevi 1 takes Master Mospheirans now empty cup and replaces it with the full one. They drink in silence for awhile.
Atevi 1: "Nadi, you have such pretty hair."
Atevi 1 shifts position, and Master Mospheirans eyes open wide.
Master Mospheiran: "Nadi, did you mean to put your hand there?"
Atevi 1: "Yes, nadi."
Master Mospheiran considers this for a moment. He seems to be having some difficulty considering, and considers again.
Master Mospheiran: "I know what youre after! You want socks!"
Atevi 1: "No, nadi. But you may keep your socks on if you wish."
Master Mospheiran: "Oh....okay. I mean, yes nadi. I mean...wait, I guess I do mean yes, nadi. I dont know what I mean. Wheres that drink?"
Atevi 1: "In your hand, nadi. We should go elsewhere."
Master Mospheiran: "Okay. I mean..."
Atevi 1: "One understands, nadi."
Atevi 1 gathers up her knitting and Master Mospheirans things.
Master Mospheiran: "You didnt have to get me drunk you know. I would have been glad to..."
Atevi 1: "One knows, nadi."
They rise and make their way down the hallway, leaving the singer singing soulfully.