Green Eggs and Fish

Would you like them in a dish,
Would you like green eggs and fish?
Would you like them in a box?
Would you like them in your socks?

Would you like them relish-filled
Cooked by the Assassins’ Guild?
Would you like Mospheiran style,
Served with ketchup and a smile?

I swear they are, I tell you true,
Felicitous and kabiu
If not now, then tell us when?
Try them, try them, nadi Bren!

Would you like them on the Station
By Lord Geigi’s invitation?
Would you like them at Taiben?
Would you like them, nadi Bren?

I would not like them in a dish
I do not like green eggs and fish
I would not like them in a box
I would not like them in my socks.

I would not like them relish-filled,
Not cooked by the Assassins’ Guild
I would not like Mospheiran style,
Although I love my native isle.

I tell you, and I tell you true,
I don’t care if they’re kabiu.
Associates, where is your good will?
The alkaloids will make me ill!

Now let me write it with my pen,
And sign it “Paidhi-Aiji Bren,”
I will not eat this awful dish,
I will not eat green eggs and fish.